A certain subset of Americans is having a really hard time processing the fact that a brown, Spanish-speaking man will be performing the Super Bowl halftime show this year — despite the fact that Bad Bunny is, for one, more so a natural American citizen than Melania Trump ever thought about being, and, for two, has more than a collective 100 BILLION streams so he’s clearly not lacking in the popularity department.
But, nevertheless, anything short of Kid Rock wearing a Ted Nugent mask playing Lee Greenwood’s greatest hit (because he only has the one) is enough to send the MAGA crowd into orbit, with their knickers properly bunched directly up their tight asses.
As such, it seems that Turning Point USA (Yeah, that Turning Point USA) saw a golden opportunity to slide in on the controversy and make a few bucks for their own pockets by announcing their own Super Bowl Halftime show on Feb. 8, 2026, to rival the NFL’s decision to choose Bad Bunny.
Erika Kirk, who was named CEO of Turning Point USA after Charlie Kirk was gunned down at a recent “debate” at Utah Valley University, has wasted no time mourning her dead husband, who’s barely been in the ground a month now. Instead, she’s been continuing her dearly departed hubby’s grift the best way she knows how — pyrotechnics at his memorial service, shouty speeches, and ignorant Super Bowl shows.
In a new social media flyer, Turning Point USA announced its new initiative, dubbed “The All-American Halftime Show,” where they will celebrate “faith, family, and freedom.”
According to the flyer, more information regarding entertainment and musical guests will be announced at a later time.
I can only imagine they’re poring through tons of auditions and requests as we speak.
🚨 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
It’s true, Turning Point USA is thrilled to announce The All American Halftime Show.
Performers and event details coming soon.
2.8.2026https://t.co/HBHGfXj6yU pic.twitter.com/HYUs6BqgVL
— Turning Point USA (@TPUSA) October 9, 2025
Their social media post also includes a link to their “All American Halftime Show” website, where you will find a form to fill out with your information to “be the first to receive information and updates” on their Super Bowl event. At the bottom of the form, they ask only one question: “What music genres would you like to see featured?”
The very first option available on the list is “Anything in English,” followed by “Americana, Classic Rock, Country, Hip Hop, Pop, and Worship.”
Just say you hate brown people, guys. We know. We don’t need all this.
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