“I Plan To Sue!” : MAGA Customers Mad As Hell Over Trump Watch “SCAM”

It seems multiple MAGA customers have been left with empty wallets, naked wrists, and deeply offended sensibilities after they attempted to order one of Donald Trump’s overly pricey new watches, only to be left with a much lighter pocketbook and no watch in sight. In case you missed it, the US president’s latest grift (something I never thought I’d have to say, prior to the … Continue reading “I Plan To Sue!” : MAGA Customers Mad As Hell Over Trump Watch “SCAM”

“Including Jeffrey Epstein!”: Rosie O’Donnell Just Spilled The Beans About Donald Trump’s Wedding

Comedian and vocal Trump critic Rosie O’Donnell is spilling all the tea this week, with brand new details about Donald Trump’s 1993 wedding to his second wife, Marla Maples, including a hot scoop on the guest list for the event and a particular interaction she claims to have witnessed between Donald Trump and the infamous child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein. Trump’s wedding to Marla Maples, what would … Continue reading “Including Jeffrey Epstein!”: Rosie O’Donnell Just Spilled The Beans About Donald Trump’s Wedding

RFK Jr. Advisor Says This Medical Treatment Is “Likely Shortening [Trump’s] Lifespan”

One top aide to Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has gone public with his own theory as to what he believes is causing President Donald Trump’s alleged “dementia” symptoms and chronically swollen cankles, and he believes it could be “likely shortening his lifespan.” Dr. Aseem Malhotra has served as an advisor for the Make America Healthy Again movement and is now moving … Continue reading RFK Jr. Advisor Says This Medical Treatment Is “Likely Shortening [Trump’s] Lifespan”

RNC Chair Dished Details On Donald Trump’s Disgusting McDonald’s Habits: “Hideous Franken-Burger”

Our sensibilities were just graced with new details concerning Donald Trump’s disgusting fast food fixation that, frankly, I’m not sure anyone really wanted to know about. Republican National Committee Chairman Joe Gruters, who also serves as a Florida state senator, offered up the stomach-churning new revelations during a recent appearance on a local government podcast, where he was asked to recount one of the funniest … Continue reading RNC Chair Dished Details On Donald Trump’s Disgusting McDonald’s Habits: “Hideous Franken-Burger”

Gavin Newsom Just ROASTED Donald Trump Over His Embarrassing Umbrella Struggle

California Governor Gavin Newsom took his ruthless trolling of President Trump to a new level today, when he publicly mocked the 79-year-old president over his apparent inability to close an umbrella all by himself. “America’s Favorite Governor” has maintained a blazing target on the president’s back for months now, seemingly making it his personal mission to finally give Donald J. Trump a true taste of … Continue reading Gavin Newsom Just ROASTED Donald Trump Over His Embarrassing Umbrella Struggle

“I’m Not Heaven Bound”: Even Trump Seems To Know He’s Going To Hell

Apparently, even Donald Trump himself knows where he’s headed when his days on this Earth are through — and it’s not “up.” This morning, US President Donald J. Trump boarded Air Force One to embark for Israel, where he would be delivering a big speech before the Knesset, Israel’s legislative body, regarding the peace deal he brokered between Israel and Gaza. While aboard the presidential … Continue reading “I’m Not Heaven Bound”: Even Trump Seems To Know He’s Going To Hell

Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA Group Announces Their Own Super Bowl Halftime Show To Rival Bad Bunny

A certain subset of Americans is having a really hard time processing the fact that a brown, Spanish-speaking man will be performing the Super Bowl halftime show this year — despite the fact that Bad Bunny is, for one, more so a natural American citizen than Melania Trump ever thought about being, and, for two, has more than a collective 100 BILLION streams so he’s clearly not lacking … Continue reading Charlie Kirk’s Turning Point USA Group Announces Their Own Super Bowl Halftime Show To Rival Bad Bunny

“Physically Sick That I Voted This In”: Conservative Influencer Publicly Turns On Trump

The Conservatives have f*cked around and are now finding themselves firmly planted in the “find out” portion of events. A woman who goes by the name “ThePatrioticBlonde” on X and serves as what you’d probably call a “Conservative influencer,” referring to herself as a “Constitutional Conservative” in her bio, and boasts a following to the tune of just under 95,000, including the likes of Sen. … Continue reading “Physically Sick That I Voted This In”: Conservative Influencer Publicly Turns On Trump

Trump DOJ Attorneys Reportedly Laughed At In Court After Giving “Embarrassing” Answer To Judge’s Simple Question

Attorneys for President Donald Trump’s Department of Justice have spent more time in court than out of it since Donald’s return to the White House earlier this year, where they are being forced to attempt to defend the president’s onslaught of increasingly unhinged and, frankly, downright hate-fueled executive orders, and it seems that each court appearance is becoming more humiliating than the last. Trump’s Administration … Continue reading Trump DOJ Attorneys Reportedly Laughed At In Court After Giving “Embarrassing” Answer To Judge’s Simple Question

See Trump’s Late Night, Caps-Lock Temper Tantrum On Major League Baseball

After absolutely humiliating this nation during his Oval Office “meeting” (or, rather, screaming match) with Ukrainian President Volodymry Zelensky, President Donald Trump took a break from his continued attack against the Ukrainian leader on his Truth Social echo chamber to instead briefly turn his attention and his ire towards Major League Baseball. In a late-night, unhinged, and caps-locked Truth Social post at around 10:30 last … Continue reading See Trump’s Late Night, Caps-Lock Temper Tantrum On Major League Baseball